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| Written by Brent Deitrich |
| Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:46 |
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Live blogging the Obama address to congress...  Read more below...
 Joe looks like he's falling asleep above and Nancy hasn't quite gotten into her cheerleader outfit yet. Cheers. Up. Down. Blah. Blah. "Angry wife" Michelle O. doesn't get up. She's too good to. Hillary and Tax-Cheat Timothy Geithner are sitting together. Every American now owes it to their country to get a higher education? The government will make sure that every American gets higher education? How? Free college? Put away the video games and make your kids learn. That includes the video games with the Obama advertisements. "We inherited the deficit". Lots of cheers from Bush-hating liberals. "We passed a recovery plan that doesn't have earmarks". Huh? And how does ACORN help the economy? "We're going to eliminate the tax breaks on the wealthiest 2% of Americans". Here we go with the $200,000 (or $250,000) tax increase myth again. More anti-war talk. We've spent so much money. Blah. Blah. Nancy's legs are getting a workout now. Up. Down. Up. Down. "The United States does not torture." That's why we're setting terrorists free again. Awkward moment. Obama's talks about the student from South Carolina who wrote congress about helping her school. Michelle O. repeatedly nudges the student to remind her that The One is speaking about her. Eventually it ends up in all three getting in some sort of tangle-hug where the student's head ends up in Michelle O's armpit. Eww.  Finally over. Shaking hands. Photographers everwhere. They do have nice cameras. I'lll take one, please. Ok. Let's hear Bobby Jindal's response. Jindal: Republican's tax cut plans would cost much less and help more. The Washington politicians rejected this. Talks about all the things that the 'stimilus bill' included - like 200+ million dollars for volcano monitoring. Huh? Also new cars for various Washington politicians. Because that really helps the economy, too. Talks about how tax cuts helped Louisiana recover faster from the hurricanes. Charter schools. Choice in Louisana for education. They don't all want mandatory free college from the feds? 'Democrats put their hope in the federal government. We put our trust in you, the American people'. I got more out of the 10 minutes of Jinda's speech than I did out of all the cheering and fake botox-smiles for Obamas. Jindal 2012! |
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